Petey's Journey To The Island Of Misfit Mascots



As you may have heard by now, new Purdue Pete didn't last so long in West Laffatthat.

Despite spending over a year engineering a mascot makeover that would no longer scare the shit out of young Boiler fans, Morgan Burke & Co. (d/b/a FailTrain, Inc.,) kept their hot hand going (read: continued fucking up miserably at their jobs) and unveiled the new Purdue Pete at their spring game.

Needless to say, he was fired after one day on the job......on his day off.

The Hoosier Chronicles has obtained exclusive images showing the moments New Petey made his fatal misstep and later arriving in his new home.

Like most Purdue guys, women took to new Pete like vagina repellent.


Pete's arrival on the Island of Misfit Mascots.

1 comment:

  1. Problem was, everybody always recognized old Purdue Pete by his tool, not his face.

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